If you happen to be one of the lucky participants who were approved for the program, you should expect a congratulatory note, with complimentary authentication key included, shortly. For those who were not accepted into the program, we apologize for the inconvenience and offer you this consolatory dubstep:
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Test #FF3710 - Debriefing and Results
Yesterday, some fifth of July (in the Year of Our Lord, 2011), ninety-nine pseudo-randomly selected participants of varying religious, ethnic, and sexual orientations were (quite gently[!] and with legally satisfactory[!] levels of approval[!]) subjected to 3 seconds of our newly-unveiled "All-Seeing Eye" device, meant to aid us and you in determining whether or not you are eligible to enter beta testing for the highly-anticipated Rebirth program.
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